DOOT DOOT A LA NOOT NOOT
dave you should snuggle me into the bed.
better finish up anything thats gonna make you have to get up
cause i aint gonna be letting you up anytime soon thats for sure
Dude deserves a parental figure, considerin’ how fucking little he’s got in his life.
It comes naturally to me, especially now, since I had my daughter.
Though recently I had to take time for myself so I wasn’t around to “parent” people as much.
i think thats just the way things are for some people
no immediate family member to take that roll up and stuff
and looking after people is good and all
but so is being able to take time for yourself
What the fuck are you wearing Dave goddamn
Yuuup. I scolded him, because he let anons convince him to chug it all down then proceeded to puke it back up.
Some days it feels like I really am a literal mother figure to some people.
well you pretty much are with all the worrying you do
not that its a bad thing
some people need it
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
Jewels is going to freak out when she sees this!
Its the time I post old stuff.